Old Hams
A comedy by Bob Rinfret
Directed by Jane Patton
Cast
Announcer ... Joe Nichols
Louise ... Julie Africa
Rose ... Karen Pinomaki
Iris ... Jeri Ferris
Clara ... Mary Beth Quallick
Eddie ... David Africa
Gus ... Rudy Schneider
Ben ... Ken Reiss
David ... Tom Quallick
Sarah ... Cindy Griswold
Production Crew
Team Leaders
Producer ... Doug Brown
Director ... Jane Patton
Tech Director ... Jim Moon
Associate Producer ... David Africa
Assistant Director ... Julie Africa
Treasurer ... Rudy Schneider
Techs
Audio Board ... Dave Wooldridge
Lighting Tech ... Ron Baugh, Bob Elo
Mic Dressers ... Sharon Lefkov, Kathy Fernandes, Barbara Swerdlow
Sound Effects, Slide Projection ... Cat Bain
Videographer ... Jeff Hanner
Communications
Graphic Artist ... Cat Bain
Publicity ... Doug Brown, Mary Whittaker, Joanne Schuller
Photographer ... Jim Moon
SCLH Lifestyle Liaison ... David Africa
Webmaster ... Tom Quallick
Stage
Announcer ... Mary Whittaker
Props Master ... Joan Reiss
Props Assistant ... Cherie Weygandt
Stage/Tech Communication ... Joan Reiss
Set
Set Designer ... Wendy-Jean Lannico
Set Builders ... Paul Carroll, David Africa, Ron Peck, Russ Pinomaki
Set Painters ... Karen Yardage, Janice Kearney, Molly Sjordal, Sharon Lefkov, Terry Schultze, Jennifer Carroll, Mari Long
Nurse Crockett (Louise): a former nurse with a checkered past
Radio Announcer: voice only, can be male or female (pre-recorded)
Rose Blume: 70's-80's; Self assured, Feisty
Iris Blume: 70's-80's; Rose's younger sister
Madame Clara Voyant: 70's-80's; a retired Mystic
Eddie Chambers: 70's-80's; a leading man type
Gus Hall: 70's-80's; Eddie's life-long friend
Ben McAllister Jr (Ben): 50's; The family attorney
David McAllister: Ben's nephew
Sarah Davis: Granddaughter (or niece) of Ophelia Davis (looks younger)
The Plot (from publisher's website)
“The Ophelia L Davis Home for Actors, Musicians and Singers is a 1920s manor in 21st century Burbank, CA. Its residents, who have called it home for 40 years, all worked in film, radio or TV. They include two sisters, a leading man who could never remember his lines, a man of 999 faces, and a mystic who hasn’t had a correct vision in years!
Their friend and former owner of the home, Ophelia Davis, died, leaving the older performers in a terrible predicament. The taxes are due and if they can’t be raised, the son of Ophelia’s
attorney, Ben, will sell the house so he can make millions when the land is used for a shopping mall.
At wit’s end, the performers turn to Ophelia’s granddaughter and Ben’s nephew for help. Using all their acting skills, some clever disguises, and a missing lottery ticket, they manage to turn a garage sale into a hilarious showdown. It makes for a fun filled and unexpected ending. The strong characters and plot make this show memorable for both actors and audiences!”